Nonsensical Babblings
wombatking:

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

Someone write him into GOTG2.

wombatking:

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

Someone write him into GOTG2.

ani-bester:

dickgrayzon:

How to spot a fake geek guy:

  • says robin is useless
  • says aquaman is useless
  • worships batman bc batman is invincible
  • doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
  • makes “hero vs hero” posts
  • probably smells like axe

Don’ forget
"Thinks Captain America is boring because he’s a nice guy"

I turned to Jamie in sudden panic. “I can’t marry you! I don’t even know your last name!”

He looked down at me and cocked a ruddy eyebrow. “Oh. It’s Fraser. James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser.” He pronounced it formally, each name slow and distinct.

Completely flustered, I said “Claire Elizabeth Beauchamp,” and stuck out my hand idiotically. Apparently taking this as a plea for support, he took the hand and tucked it firmly in the crook of his elbow. Thus inescapably pinioned, I squelched up the path to my wedding.

petermorwood:

pangolin-green:

lifeisagypsyteaparty:

OMG moose babies!

Okay, what clever bugger ordered size 3 Mooselet torsos and size 15 legs?

Joint winners of the Butlins Knobbly Knees competition…

petermorwood:

pangolin-green:

lifeisagypsyteaparty:

OMG moose babies!

Okay, what clever bugger ordered size 3 Mooselet torsos and size 15 legs?

Joint winners of the Butlins Knobbly Knees competition…

paneloids:

Lois Lane by Kanish
catie-does-things:

Lois Lane is literally the most important person in existence.
(Smallville: Continuity #4)

catie-does-things:

Lois Lane is literally the most important person in existence.

(Smallville: Continuity #4)

typingsdrawings:

deskgirl:

pyrositshere:

internetgoose:

I’m gonna depress the hell out of all of you. ready? ok go

so, that “stop devaluing feminized work post”

nice idea and all

but the thing is, as soon as a decent number of women enter any field, it becomes…

feministlikeme:

newperspective-xo:

flightofthecoco:

nerdloveandlolz:

This is true. I saw a documentary about it. Men’s orgasm faces are allowed in teenage comedies rated PG13, but women’s orgasm faces can often push it into NC-17 territory, no joke.

This is pretty much the equation:

women receiving abuse = PG-13/R

women receiving pleasure = R/NC-17

Ugh. I did a speech on this shit, and watched the documentary about it. Pisses me the fuck off.

So absolutely ridiculous. Yes, please, show us being raped, murdered, mutilated; but don’t you dare show us engaging in sexual gratification. Because that would be…obscene.

J Bone’s new sun-friendly Superman costume, so Clark can absorb more sunlight and therefore be more powerful. 

thedreamingbutterfly:

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

runmonsterun:

THIS WAS ACTUALLY A LOT LONGER BUT I I cut out a whole chunk because every single slide was awful and no amount of cosmetic would fix it so I just lopped it off…. nonetheless I’m sorry for what I managed to finish as well.